I have never been able to wear rings. Not only do certain kinds of jewelry — or, shall I say, certain alloys — irritate my skin, causing what’s underneath them to turn a harmless but weird looking shade of bluish green, but since I have the habit of typing as fast as I do at the computer… yeah. They’ve actually impeded my ability to hold the controller properly when playing video games that require them, too. If I’m ever given a ring, it can’t be something that I wear too often. Knowing my luck, it will literally fly off of my hand.

I tend to work slightly better with necklaces, though. I can position them in such a manner that they rest on my shirt, not on my skin, and they don’t impede my ability to move either one of my hands. Don’t take my hands away!