Me and the kid went shopping today, and just as I’m getting ready to get back into my car and drive off, some kid meekly comes up to me decked out from head to toe in formal attire… he hesitantly hands me something about how if you don’t accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, you’re doomed to an eternity burning in Hell. Personally, I think that’s messed up to teach a small child about religion… and the look on the kid’s face said, clear as day, that he knew the contents of what he was handing out from car to car. Baptists suck.